How to get a girl

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:53 pm

http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=EpEipgoZ3Kk

Geezus · Post by **Geezus** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:33 pm

I tend to be a lot better at LOSING girls. If anyone needs advice, feel free to ask

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:36 pm

would you happen to have an animation that depicts your position?

Noel · Post by **Noel** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:38 pm

Now we need a film depicting how to get some money!

Crash · Post by **Crash** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:44 pm

Go bancrupty and let tax-payers fill your account in return!

NorthernMonkey · Post by **NorthernMonkey** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:45 pm

Crash wrote:Go bancrupty and let tax-payers fill your account in return!

touché

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:49 pm

^ remember the first Superman movie, where Lois falls from a helicopter, and Superman catches her. He looks at her confidently and says, "I've got you." Lois retorts, "If you've got me, who's got you?!?!?!"...and they fly away.

Well that's what the bailout is. But ain't no fuckin' superman bailin' out the bailout.

NorthernMonkey · Post by **NorthernMonkey** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:15 pm

nebulae wrote:^ remember the first Superman movie, where Lois falls from a helicopter, and Superman catches her. He looks at her confidently and says, "I've got you." Lois retorts, "If you've got me, who's got you?!?!?!"...and they fly away.

Well that's what the bailout is. But ain't no fuckin' superman bailin' out the bailout.

As a higher rate taxpayer (I assume based on your profession) you're the superman - go save the world Neb!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:18 pm

^ meh, attorneys don't make a lot of money unless you're some big firm's bitch. In the metaphor above, I'm Lois.

Corn Swabler · Post by **Corn Swabler** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:19 pm

he has no money

Crash · Post by **Crash** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:19 pm

^I'm the hellicopter.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:29 pm

How to get a girl:

Learn to dance.

/end list

All other methods are too financially and emotionally expensive.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:32 pm

beats me wrote:How to get a girl:

Learn to dance.

/end list

I've seen you dance. You'll need money.

Crash · Post by **Crash** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:09 pm

Pasha · Post by **Pasha** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:32 pm

beats me wrote:How to get a girl:

Learn to dance.

/end list

All other methods are too financially and emotionally expensive.

Agree:

0) Get to know her (be introduced..all kind of stuff) it might cost you some Euros.
1) Hire a BMW car for the day to impress her: 100 Euros (if you just do not already have one)
2) Invite her to dinner in a very good place : 150 Euros
3) Repeat step 1 and 2 lets say 3 times
4) Let's imagine for a moment that after all she refuses to...get intimate with you..
5) Good! You have reached bankruptcy : 750 Euros (300 + 450)

http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR7PWkmjk6s

Was it worth after all?