Wow! My first post!

Derrick D Clown · Post by **Derrick D Clown** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:04 am

Hey there fellas,

been checking out your posts for so long now i thought i'd drop in and get a little ACTION myself!

I am totally excited to get all up on this. Yeah you might ask "so.. does this guy gotta studio?" Hell yeah I got a studio and it's DOPE! It's frickin DOPE!

Love it or leave it, that's what I say. My wife just left me actually which is why I decided to chime in with all you DUDES here! Psyched!

So yeah, lets roll... lets get this show on the road! Ask me anything you like and I'll get in there and make the stuff happen! I have a whole bunch of frickin AWESOME gear that I can't wait to talk about... And i love making tracks too...YEAH! so psyched! Lets get the show going DUDES! Make it happen for sure.

Rock!

popslut · Post by **popslut** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:15 am

Hi Der[r]ick.

As the most senior member of the Ableton Community Forum it falls to me to welcome you to the forum and extend, on behalf of "the guys", the hand of fraternity and fellowship.

And also, may I be the first to point out you've spelled your own fucking name wrong. You total cock.

Which suggests to me that you're just another of those "whacky" sock-puppet accounts, setup to provide an outlet for the "zany" side of one of the regulars' attempts at humour.

How those long winter evenings must just fly.

Homebelly · Post by **Homebelly** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:16 am

????
Is this for real??

corygilbert · Post by **corygilbert** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:19 am

If he's just an alter ego for amusment on this forum, he's put in the work, google the name, he's got at least 1 whole album on cdbaby.
And I actually think it's kinda cool.
Go on n rock your clown sense Derick!
But you won't be truly accepted here until you code a instant "clownifier" plugin so we can all enjoy the oompah goodness.
We kind of like to not have to work too hard to get the newest "cutting edge" sounds.

edit: Oh shit! and the Knick Knack Paddywack version in the style of the Specials?
tight!

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:30 am

everyone loves a clown

even if he can't spell his own name.

popslut · Post by **popslut** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:41 am

I once saw a t-shirt which read:

Rape is no laughing matter. Unless you're raping a clown

Homebelly · Post by **Homebelly** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:01 am

two cannibals eating a clown,,
first one say's to the other,,
"Does this taste funny to you?"

boom tish!!,,,,
save the applause,, i'm here all week

!!

blank · Post by **blank** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:54 am

Welcome around

Now you have to reach a better postcount than Forge.

popslut · Post by **popslut** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:38 am

Homebelly wrote:two cannibals eating a clown,,
first one say's to the other,,
"Does this taste funny to you?"

boom tish!!,,,,
save the applause,, i'm here all week !!

Michael Jackson · Post by **Michael Jackson** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:45 am

corygilbert wrote:If he's just an alter ego for amusment on this forum, he's put in the work, google the name, he's got at least 1 whole album on cdbaby.

Ohh yeah. Good point.

Hadn't thought of that.

jamester · Post by **jamester** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:39 am

What's white and comes in a little can?

Michael Jackson

Precision · Post by **Precision** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:55 am

Oh man, reading this forum is just the best way to start my working day

djgroovy · Post by **djgroovy** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:24 pm

Homebelly wrote:two cannibals eating a clown,,
first one say's to the other,,
"Does this taste funny to you?"

boom tish!!,,,,
save the applause,, i'm here all week !!

rotfl

stjohn · Post by **stjohn** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:25 pm

http://www.derrickmay.com/

2 R's

1 Clown

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:03 pm

Derrick D Clown wrote:Ask me anything you like and I'll get in there and make the stuff happen!

I'd like to know the deep and painful details of the divorce.

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