OT- of sorts-The most idiotic song ever

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Post by Machinate » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:24 pm

v00d00ppl wrote:dude, listen to the chorus. listen to the drum loop (same shit the whole track)......besides vocals the only track backing is drums and they are quantized no swing whatsoever.

the rapping part is the worst. i will agree with that.
I can't believe you actually think this is worse than shite like the macarena, white snake, that Shatner album, that Hasselhoff album, that... eh?

At least this track has some more innovation going on than the combined rest of the rap charts. And complaining about the beat being quantized...wtf? Is that where good music turns horribly bad to you? hehe. Besides, that clap sound must be over 300ms long in its attack, for pete's sake. I would definitely agree to it being overly repetitive, but even Timbaland tracks are way loopy - hence most popular hip hop tracks suck.

I think what it lacks in musical flair and stunning lyrics it makes up for with innovation and balls. Yes, I said it, balls.
v00d00ppl wrote:
Machinesworking wrote: Checkmate! Razz

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TxGGckAc1rs


this song wasnt too bad. used to have the casette. (yes i admit it)
disqualified!!! :P

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Re: OT- of sorts-The most idiotic song ever

Post by dom » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:51 pm

rikhyray wrote:I switched on TV this morning to get some light and wasn't sure if it was anightmare or reality - on German MTV-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmUmMNqFonQ
alex c.,rotfl! remember 1991?

let's go back to his early works ;)

http://viddigger.blogspot.com/2007/03/u96-das-boot.html
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Re: OT- of sorts-The most idiotic song ever

Post by rikhyray » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:51 am

dom wrote:
rikhyray wrote:I switched on TV this morning to get some light and wasn't sure if it was anightmare or reality - on German MTV-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmUmMNqFonQ
alex c.,rotfl! remember 1991?

let's go back to his early works ;)

http://viddigger.blogspot.com/2007/03/u96-das-boot.html
Is he that face appearing every now and then ? Wow, could see the roots of the todays mastermind. BTW Dom, did you notice a comment refering to Ableton, down under the song screen.

Unfortunately the fun/bizzaro aspect can work only for English/Deutsch speaking, many Germans might notice that the singer name is Ass but don't think too many know what is" Y ass"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=y'ass
Non Germans miss the whole poetry - Seele (Soul) and Arsch (Ass) sung in one breath. Also Masters humble statement-"I am the mastermind, the producer, the composer"
. Since it is my first introduction to Eurotrash, trance, whatever that genre is called, I still dont understand DJ hand language, any particular meaning- ? The most fascinating that jerky right hand forward left elbow to the back. I am under impression it means something. and he looks particularly happy doing it Anyone would mind to give short explanation of trance DJs hand gestures meaningsand functions in performance context?

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Re: OT- of sorts-The most idiotic song ever

Post by kramerica » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:14 am

rikhyray wrote: Someone here mentioned Eurotrash and I had no clue what was he talking about, even thinking maybe he does like Europe - lucky me , living in blissful ignorance till this memorable morning.
:lol:

Yeah, that was me that mentioned "eurotrash". This would be the definition right here.

I love Europe (used to live there for a bit), but this is the kinda shit that people over here will stereotype Europe for - trust me, it's a common term. Kinda like if everyone over there stereotyping us as wearing cowboy hats, driving a truck while shooting things as we pull into a McDonald's drive thru.
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Post by pulsoc » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:43 am

sparklepuff wrote:
v00d00ppl wrote:
we are on the same page.

i just wonder how much the producer got paid for that beat? cuz hell i can mash out 1 bar loops all day if i can get paid for it.
That was why I was off to hang myself...

I practice....why? :?
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Re: OT- of sorts-The most idiotic song ever

Post by rikhyray » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:08 am

kramerica wrote:
rikhyray wrote: Someone here mentioned Eurotrash and I had no clue what was he talking about, even thinking maybe he does like Europe - lucky me , living in blissful ignorance till this memorable morning.
:lol:

Yeah, that was me that mentioned "eurotrash". This would be the definition right here.

I love Europe (used to live there for a bit), but this is the kinda shit that people over here will stereotype Europe for - trust me, it's a common term. Kinda like if everyone over there stereotyping us as wearing cowboy hats, driving a truck while shooting things as we pull into a McDonald's drive thru.
Honestly, reading when you wrote earlier, my first reaction was like what a f.... , as I said my blissful ignorance, no disrespect but all those videos send here so far are "crazy, cute, funny, interesting"
like that fellow Koogoo whatever with white hair and the light from behind, in one way or the other. I mean you can laugh, while Mr.Mark C. took it to another level, it went beyond funny, it is perfect stupidity in all the aspect, up to slightest detail including the "musical". Shit, if it becomes hit it may got on request lists, the corporate events are the worst jobs for that, Hugo Boss wearing yuppies get drunk, forget their pretentious, sophisticated taste and will demand "Ass song". Perhaps as a preventive strike I should make a twisted AV remix, cant say no, since those jobs pay the bills..

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Post by forge » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:51 pm

this is what happens when people in the Porn industry get bored and decide to spend their filthy porno money on putting out a record :lol:

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Post by forge » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:52 pm

Machinesworking wrote:Checkmate! :P

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TxGGckAc1rs
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Post by mcconaghy » Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:34 pm

ethios4 wrote:One thing to remember is that you will probably never ever get to experience your own music the way you experience other people's music.
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Post by suburbanbather » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:24 pm

mcconaghy wrote:You're all amateurs.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=t_jhBoM0_As
Holy crap dude! Its like Devo purposely took more acid than they could handle and made a video. Checking the rest of their videos out 8)

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Re: OT- of sorts-The most idiotic song ever

Post by dom » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:55 am

rikhyray wrote:
dom wrote:
rikhyray wrote:I switched on TV this morning to get some light and wasn't sure if it was anightmare or reality - on German MTV-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmUmMNqFonQ
alex c.,rotfl! remember 1991?

let's go back to his early works ;)

http://viddigger.blogspot.com/2007/03/u96-das-boot.html
Is he that face appearing every now and then ? Wow, could see the roots of the todays mastermind. BTW Dom, did you notice a comment refering to Ableton, down under the song screen.

Unfortunately the fun/bizzaro aspect can work only for English/Deutsch speaking, many Germans might notice that the singer name is Ass but don't think too many know what is" Y ass"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=y'ass
Non Germans miss the whole poetry - Seele (Soul) and Arsch (Ass) sung in one breath. Also Masters humble statement-"I am the mastermind, the producer, the composer"
. Since it is my first introduction to Eurotrash, trance, whatever that genre is called, I still dont understand DJ hand language, any particular meaning- ? The most fascinating that jerky right hand forward left elbow to the back. I am under impression it means something. and he looks particularly happy doing it Anyone would mind to give short explanation of trance DJs hand gestures meaningsand functions in performance context?
hehe, sorry, can't help regarding tarnce underground moves and gestures...
but btw: mastermind, producer, composer... one could get the impression it is pretty much, uhm, "inspired" by this one from '96: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb0sCE7leEg
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Post by hoffman2k » Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:06 am

I feel so extraordinary, somethings got a hold of me....

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Re: OT- of sorts-The most idiotic song ever

Post by rikhyray » Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:42 am

dom wrote: hehe, sorry, can't help regarding tarnce underground moves and gestures...
but btw: mastermind, producer, composer... one could get the impression it is pretty much, uhm, "inspired" by this one from '96: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb0sCE7leEg
I cant believe it! It is same song! Just made worse except that the girl is sexier, but that is hardly musical change Amazing, it was only feeling he bluffs, ist Angeber and none of what he says about himself, If he didnt license it and registrate as remix ,I dont think he has any chances , might be Christmas present for the authors of the original, since judging from reactions it will be another Anton aus Tirol.- "Herr DJ können sie Arsch song spielen?"

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Post by forge » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:01 pm

I'm still reeling at the in the butt guy 8O

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