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KochSnot is the BEST by far
every time I feel my music is bad I just remind myself "hey you have the BEST so you will NEVER make bad music again!"
then I forget what the name of the "BEST" one was and go looking for porn on the internet and eat corn chips
then I remember "oh yeah, I have the BEST!" so I go and load it up and it says "I sense your inspiration is low, how about a nice cup of Nestle Noir to perk you up?" and I say "sure" and it squirts scolding hot coffee in my eye because the tube got blocked and it backed up and burst
but that was my fault because I skimped on DAW coffee tubes
the moral of that story is when someone on the internet tells you that a DAW is the best, you tell him to shut the hell up and ask the computer what kind of coffee it serves. If it doesnt answer you then the guy ripped you off and you got an inferior DAW so you need to go and find their internet forum and tell everyone the chief developer is a paedophile
if you have to pay too much for your DAW just send it back to your modem and ask the samaritans website for a refund then set the nearest distibutor's office on fire if they refuse
I'm not just making this all up, a Pro told me
every time I feel my music is bad I just remind myself "hey you have the BEST so you will NEVER make bad music again!"
then I forget what the name of the "BEST" one was and go looking for porn on the internet and eat corn chips
then I remember "oh yeah, I have the BEST!" so I go and load it up and it says "I sense your inspiration is low, how about a nice cup of Nestle Noir to perk you up?" and I say "sure" and it squirts scolding hot coffee in my eye because the tube got blocked and it backed up and burst
but that was my fault because I skimped on DAW coffee tubes
the moral of that story is when someone on the internet tells you that a DAW is the best, you tell him to shut the hell up and ask the computer what kind of coffee it serves. If it doesnt answer you then the guy ripped you off and you got an inferior DAW so you need to go and find their internet forum and tell everyone the chief developer is a paedophile
if you have to pay too much for your DAW just send it back to your modem and ask the samaritans website for a refund then set the nearest distibutor's office on fire if they refuse
I'm not just making this all up, a Pro told me
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It's like, what, 2 AM your time? You been hittin' the Green Bull the last many hours?forge wrote:KochSnot is the BEST by far
every time I feel my music is bad I just remind myself "hey you have the BEST so you will NEVER make bad music again!"
then I forget what the name of the "BEST" one was and go looking for porn on the internet and eat corn chips
then I remember "oh yeah, I have the BEST!" so I go and load it up and it says "I sense your inspiration is low, how about a nice cup of Nestle Noir to perk you up?" and I say "sure" and it squirts scolding hot coffee in my eye because the tube got blocked and it backed up and burst
but that was my fault because I skimped on DAW coffee tubes
the moral of that story is when someone on the internet tells you that a DAW is the best, you tell him to shut the hell up and ask the computer what kind of coffee it serves. If it doesnt answer you then the guy ripped you off and you got an inferior DAW so you need to go and find their internet forum and tell everyone the chief developer is a paedophile
if you have to pay too much for your DAW just send it back to your modem and ask the samaritans website for a refund then set the nearest distibutor's office on fire if they refuse
I'm not just making this all up, a Pro told me
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sparklepuff wrote:It's like, what, 2 AM your time? You been hittin' the Green Bull the last many hours?forge wrote:KochSnot is the BEST by far
every time I feel my music is bad I just remind myself "hey you have the BEST so you will NEVER make bad music again!"
then I forget what the name of the "BEST" one was and go looking for porn on the internet and eat corn chips
then I remember "oh yeah, I have the BEST!" so I go and load it up and it says "I sense your inspiration is low, how about a nice cup of Nestle Noir to perk you up?" and I say "sure" and it squirts scolding hot coffee in my eye because the tube got blocked and it backed up and burst
but that was my fault because I skimped on DAW coffee tubes
the moral of that story is when someone on the internet tells you that a DAW is the best, you tell him to shut the hell up and ask the computer what kind of coffee it serves. If it doesnt answer you then the guy ripped you off and you got an inferior DAW so you need to go and find their internet forum and tell everyone the chief developer is a paedophile
if you have to pay too much for your DAW just send it back to your modem and ask the samaritans website for a refund then set the nearest distibutor's office on fire if they refuse
I'm not just making this all up, a Pro told me