lazy shit you've done

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:05 am

I wanted to see what movies I have from netflix but instead of walking the 10 feet to the envelopes and opening them I just brought up the website to see what they've sent me.

I've also not turned on the tv because I couldn't find the remote, pacing back and forth right in front of the tv a dozen times.

I've not gone to movies because the internet connection was down and I couldn't check on start times. I honestly forgot I could call the theater.

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:17 am

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:20 am

bad day man, ain't nothing that a bottle of Wild Turkey and a fat chick can't cure.

gjm · Post by **gjm** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:21 am

spent time on this forum instead of (you choose).

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:23 am

gjm wrote:spent time on this forum instead of (you choose).

watching kitty porn?

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:25 am

jerked off to the pronbots, instead of following th

gjm · Post by **gjm** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:26 am

dcease wrote:jerked off to the pronbots, instead of following th

turn the webcam on.

forge · Post by **forge** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:26 am

beats me wrote:I wanted to see what movies I have from netflix but instead of walking the 10 feet to the envelopes and opening them I just brought up the website to see what they've sent me.

I've also not turned on the tv because I couldn't find the remote, pacing back and forth right in front of the tv a dozen times.

I've not gone to movies because the internet connection was down and I couldn't check on start times. I honestly forgot I could call the theater.

can relate to all of it

number 2 doesnt count as laziness though, it's planning ahead for laziness. In Australia at least you can't watch commercial TV without a mute button for the Ads - the greedy, evil vultures who program Commercial TV here actually program a cycle of 4 mins program, 3 mins ads NO EXAGGERATION - I've timed it - and then they even credit squeeze AND advertise along the bottom of the screen during the program, and in funniest home videos they now even advertise in the program itself with the host talking about KFC

they took there term "commercial TV" here to mean "TV for showing commercials"

nah man, gotta have that remote or you'd be getting up and down all fucking night. Mind you I could probably do with that.

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:28 am

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:29 am

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TL;DR

if this doesn't make you smile BM...

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:40 am

forge wrote:
beats me wrote:I wanted to see what movies I have from netflix but instead of walking the 10 feet to the envelopes and opening them I just brought up the website to see what they've sent me.

I've also not turned on the tv because I couldn't find the remote, pacing back and forth right in front of the tv a dozen times.

I've not gone to movies because the internet connection was down and I couldn't check on start times. I honestly forgot I could call the theater.
can relate to all of it

number 2 doesnt count as laziness though, it's planning ahead for laziness. In Australia at least you can't watch commercial TV without a mute button for the Ads - the greedy, evil vultures who program Commercial TV here actually program a cycle of 4 mins program, 3 mins ads NO EXAGGERATION - I've timed it - and then they even credit squeeze AND advertise along the bottom of the screen during the program, and in funniest home videos they now even advertise in the program itself with the host talking about KFC

they took there term "commercial TV" here to mean "TV for showing commercials"

nah man, gotta have that remote or you'd be getting up and down all fucking night. Mind you I could probably do with that.

Here you can't watch TV without being mute ready because when the commercials start there's a 4,589,876 db volume boost. Trying to fall asleep to a low volume TV show is like trying to sleep in a bomb shelter with a screen door.

And thanks for the gifs TD. It makes the world a better place

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:00 am

pwnage. that's the fuqr that runs your outfit with his kid.

longjohns · Post by **longjohns** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:28 am

once I had the same rock in my shoe for about a week

bgc · Post by **bgc** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:34 am

longjohns wrote:once I had the same rock in my shoe for about a week

bullshit.

longjohns · Post by **longjohns** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:05 am

sadly this is true

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