Take a "inside" look into the Abes Office :-)

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:07 pm

nebulae wrote:
timothyallan wrote: Edit: just look at all the headshots available for the next fun fun friday
Holy shit, I didn't even think of that! Tim, you crazyman, thanks!

Abelton, you mofos are in for it now.... muwahahahahhaahahahaahaha

That's why I make the big bucks

headquest · Post by **headquest** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:14 pm

Tarekith wrote:Yeah, but normally in software you don't repeatedly let a bunch of porn bots onto your company forums daily either.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:15 pm

timothyallan wrote:
nebulae wrote:
timothyallan wrote: Edit: just look at all the headshots available for the next fun fun friday
Holy shit, I didn't even think of that! Tim, you crazyman, thanks!

Abelton, you mofos are in for it now.... muwahahahahhaahahahaahaha
That's why I make the big bucks

I thought the big bucks came from all that male whoring.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:16 pm

headquest wrote:
Tarekith wrote:Yeah, but normally in software you don't repeatedly let a bunch of porn bots onto your company forums daily either.

They just upped their time in between posts from 5 seconds to around 10-15 seconds. Nice going to all of you fuckos from last night for causing them to do that.

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:16 pm

nebulae wrote:
timothyallan wrote:
nebulae wrote: Holy shit, I didn't even think of that! Tim, you crazyman, thanks!

Abelton, you mofos are in for it now.... muwahahahahhaahahahaahaha
That's why I make the big bucks
I thought the big bucks came from all that male whoring.

Nope, that's just a side hobby that really took off!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:18 pm

timothyallan wrote:
nebulae wrote:
timothyallan wrote: That's why I make the big bucks
I thought the big bucks came from all that male whoring.
Nope, that's just a side hobby that really took off!

You might say that your income shot straight up.

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:24 pm

nebulae wrote:
timothyallan wrote:
nebulae wrote: I thought the big bucks came from all that male whoring.
Nope, that's just a side hobby that really took off!
You might say that your income shot straight up.

One might say that I entered a hole new salary range.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:34 pm

timothyallan wrote:
nebulae wrote:
timothyallan wrote: Nope, that's just a side hobby that really took off!
You might say that your income shot straight up.
One might say that I entered a hole new salary range.

Now you're riding the gravy train all the way to the bank.

stutter · Post by **stutter** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:03 pm

It al looks so... normal. I'd imagined the Abe's office came from the future, but in fact it looked like it's just above something to do with kebabs.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:05 pm

^ kebabs from the future?

m:o · Post by **m:o** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:06 pm

they serve "Kassler and Sauerkraut" in the staff's dining room.

Whooohahaha. A Classic.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:16 pm

I'm still trying to find the MDMA dispenser, they're all so goddamn happy!!

I honestly work with a few people who are damn close to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yr-Pp4PFVA <--- the guy in a cubicle who smashes his computer, might be a send up. not to mention they make the badgers here look like lolcats.

mohler · Post by **mohler** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:22 pm

m:o wrote:they serve "Kassler and Sauerkraut" in the staff's dining room.

Whooohahaha. A Classic.

I like the fact that they get served up Lunch full stop!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:28 pm

mohler wrote:
m:o wrote:they serve "Kassler and Sauerkraut" in the staff's dining room.

Whooohahaha. A Classic.
I like the fact that they get served up Lunch full stop!

Oh come on, what a horrible place to work...with all that swine being served, how are all the disenfranchised Muslims and Orthodox Jews working at Ableton feeling right now?!?!?!?

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:14 pm

That green floor would make me ill I think.