no wankers today?

[Guest]

I was just having a browse, and noticed there are no wankers today.

oh, wait, theres one......

[Guest]

Reminds me of my all time favourite post on this forum :-

i used to have the same problem,one day my boss came to me before a session & asked me how i was,i told him not that good nothing good wants to come out.
he told me that for this kind of problem i just needed a good wank and a big glass of water,i did it & it worked.now everytime something goes wrong with my music i have a wank & a big glass of water.
try it,it's free & it works

Hasn't worked for me yet though .. spiderprod - how big does the glass of water need to be ?

[forge]

yep - that's my fave too

I vote for a wanker emoticon.... 8->

[Spiralgroove]

I was just having a browse, and noticed there are no wankers today.

oh, wait, theres one......

Yep, just you

[tjwett]

i have a wank planned for later this evening, does that count?

[Guest]

Q: Whats the ultimate in self-deception?

A: faking orgasm while having a wank....


Q: Whats the most sensitive part of a man's body while having a wank?

A: his ears


(hope this helps)

[Moonburnt]

i have a wank planned for later this evening, does that count?

How's that for organized "Yeah I'd love to go out but i have a prior engagement".

[Guest]

I was just having a browse, and noticed there are no wankers today.

oh, wait, theres one......

Yep, just you

....that was the implication.......


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