Ableton, the movie

zion15 · Post by **zion15** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:11 pm

robert,

thanks for the secret research data.

now i know what makes plants love live 5 and i can go on making my own improved version of the algorithms that give the plants superpowers and TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD WITH MY ARMY OF PLANT MINIONS!!!!!

MWAHAHA!!!!!1

remember, next time you see a ficus in your window... better run. fast.

Robert Henke · Post by **Robert Henke** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:15 pm

Hmm, i have two ficus ( ficui ? ficusi ??? ) in my room. Any advice? Red alert, Orange alert? GREEN alert ???

Scared and offline for today ( for security reasons I will unplug the router and drink two gallons of whisky-milk and a bear )

Robert

cyklops · Post by **cyklops** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:20 pm

Hi Guys i cant seem to find the movie ,, i click on the link but it doesnt show the film , only the old movies

zion15 · Post by **zion15** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:24 pm

(mental note: make sure ficuses (ficusi?) are bear- and whisky-milk-resistant)

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:35 pm

cyklops wrote:Hi Guys i cant seem to find the movie ,, i click on the link but it doesnt show the film , only the old movies

quicktime
http://www.ableton.com/_common/download ... -movie.mov

windows media
http://www.ableton.com/_common/download ... -movie.wmv

cyklops · Post by **cyklops** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:30 pm

Thanks a million ,, cheers

Livewire · Post by **Livewire** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:45 am

hey ableton you should have some kind of raffle contest or somthing and whoever wins will be flown to the ableton HQ get to be in a video interview with you guys about how he uses live and then you can show him around the ableton HQ and stuff

how about whosever name gets locked in the beta forum

Komplex · Post by **Komplex** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:26 am

Robert Henke wrote:( for security reasons I will unplug the router and drink two gallons of whisky-milk and a bear )

Robert

Careful mate, the bear might harm you with its claws. They are wild animals you know...

David · Post by **David** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:42 pm

Hi folks,

I can confirm this behaviour is also taking place in Scotland. The results are what happened after exposing a common garden weed to Live 5 for 3 hours. The set made extensive use of Resonator...this may have an effect.

Is this phenomenon worldwide?

dom · Post by **dom** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:52 pm

great stuff, david, great stuff. keep the plants coming :)
be sure to post the log.txt of this plant after you're done with your experiment!

cheers,
dom

David · Post by **David** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:10 pm

dom wrote:great stuff, david, great stuff. keep the plants coming
be sure to post the log.txt of this plant after you're done with your experiment!

cheers,
dom

Pleased you like the plant!

BTW, if you fancy one for the Ableton office its called a 'Gunnera' - dinosaurs ate them apparently, also might be tasty in one of those Ableton salads for lunch

cheers,
David

Robert Henke · Post by **Robert Henke** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:21 pm

Dom, i think Davids picture is a fake: The speaker is pointing in the wrong direction.... Too bad, since if this would be real it woud be way beyond my expectations.

R.

dom · Post by **dom** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:33 pm

ssshhhhhh, dr. henke, that's why i asked for the logfile of the plant! we HAVE to check what's going on there....

dom

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:20 pm

This just in...pictures that explain what's really going on with Live 5. Forget about plants...here's the REAL scoop.

These picture taken just three days before Live 5 release on long range Hubble telescope:

As you can see, the Abletons used to look like this:

In particular, here's Henke:

The monolith then settled onto Ableton Headquarters:

Over the next two days, Henke turned into this:

And while launching Live 5, some other Ableton dude was also magically evolved:

And of course after the Live 5 release, the hot Ableton babes that I mentioned before looked a lot like this:

I think this explains a lot about Live 5.

David · Post by **David** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:16 am

Robert Henke wrote:Dom, i think Davids picture is a fake: The speaker is pointing in the wrong direction.... Too bad, since if this would be real it woud be way beyond my expectations.

R.

Ok, its a fair cop, I put whisky and some milk in the soil to make it grow quicker, I admit I did cheat on the experiment, but just so I could get my name in Digitalis Audio Botanica Journal, Issue 319, ah well I guess my name is mud now...

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