LEARN: Ableton Live, Reason, Protools

fluganator · Post by **fluganator** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:52 pm

[quote="Son_of_a_Teach"]Kovacs, always with the smart remarks.

Who said anything about buying?

thats my girlfriend, i know you want to touch her, but you cant!

hey your girlfriend's kinda cute.

kennerb · Post by **kennerb** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:57 pm

Do you guys think that this joker is possibly someone out to give that school a bad name? Like a former student or competitor or something? The posts are so troll like it's seems the only possibility. I've seen some messed up parenting before,but to support your "son" with such business damaging antics seems well... a bit contrived. Just my 2cents. Funny pictures though. I love the tinfoil outfit. Looks like something posted on ebaums world.

drush · Post by **drush** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:58 pm

Son_of_a_Teach wrote:

thats my girlfriend, i know you want to touch her, but you cant!

um, no thanks.

and let's see, you're 14, you live in Manhattan, and your girlfriend, whom you were just off to go bang (yo) works at a computer place in the UK?

http://www.thecomputersolution.co.uk/Photos/Eva.jpg

this must be in addition to the numerous women you have nailed in the Niagara Falls area.

Son_of_a_Teach · Post by **Son_of_a_Teach** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:25 pm

Oh Drush, you are a regular Private Eye, reading all those Encyclopedia Brown books really paid off, eh?

Thats a pic from last year, she moved here 4 months ago. What now busta.

jeskola · Post by **jeskola** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:38 pm

all ill say to learnmusicsoftware is that its very sad that you have to come onto th internet and pose as a 14 year old boy, then back to you and then back to a 14 year old and so on. Split personality perhaps or maybe just no life? maybe you wear your mothers clothes haha.

get a grip.
oh and if this is your son, which i really doubt then your setting a real good example to the lad.

Now beat it and back to your spamming

ekko · Post by **ekko** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:41 pm

I'd be willing to kick in a few bucks to have someone here in the Manhattan area actually sign up for a lesson, go to this guy's house, and confirm the son and girlfriend.

Just for laughs.

/knows this is all bullshit.
//enjoying the mildly entertaining afternoon

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:46 pm

I wonder how many people enrolled for the lessons

Hey Jr.,

Give it a rest dude. We like it civil around here.
Your language is more appropiate on website's like this http://www.americansforrice.com/

Oh yeah, i posted my fair share of files.
Go ahead, make my day. Blow my mind and show me what you got....

And don't post any more picture's please. I didn't get internet to see girls with clothes on.

learnmusicsoftware · Post by **learnmusicsoftware** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:52 am

Hello all,

I have recieved a great many inquries for my teaching services based on this thread. I'm sorry my child had to get involved with you all, but I must respect his choices as he is becoming an adult soon.

I started this thread to generate customers and it has pretty much worked out, I just wish you all would stop making fun of me and my first born son.

- Dr. Greenberg P.H.D. in Digital Music Synthesis
Masters Degree in Internet Message Board Marketing

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:17 am

learnmusicsoftware wrote: - Dr. Greenberg P.H.D. in Digital Music Synthesis
Masters Degree in Internet Message Board Marketing

Dr. Greenberg,

Hi. What University did you obtain your Ph.D from?
I am interested in lessons, perhaps 1 or 2 per month, as I only pass through New York City that often.

Thank You.

learnmusicsoftware · Post by **learnmusicsoftware** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:17 am

I was just kidding about the phd... but I know the programs really well, and I'm a great teacher.

If you are really interested in lessons Sasha, its $10,000 an hour for you.

jeskola · Post by **jeskola** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:46 am

hahaha.
sorry cant you understand - youve already done the damage - you my friend are a laughing stock (so is your "son").

the best piece of advce i can give you is to leave now.
now what your offering is a good thing, but if you go back to the beggining of this thread and read it youll see you've brught all this on you self im afraid.

now admit it - your "son" is ACTUaLY YOU.
apologise and admit your son is you or you'll get no where.

think about this my friend : you offer a service of learning ableton, i would imagine most peoples first port of call for any answers before paying for a course would be this webiste, no? if that is the case do you now think anyone will go near you?

i apologise for my rant here to all the legitamit users of this forum, but at least its off my chest, (though i could have loggged in as my son and blamed it on him) , ho ho.

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MrYellow · Post by **MrYellow** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:09 am

I said.....

When it comes to internet BBS marketing u really can't go pass doing it
just this way.... In the adult entertainment industry there have been a
great many time (weekly where a piss fight has made tens of
thousands for all involved. It keeps the thread alive and people tune in
for the entertainment.

See?

5 pages of crap about something no one is really interested in and which
would have been on page 15 in a day.

I told him not to post under my name anymore, but I agreed not to delete
his posts. I need to respect his feelings and let him explore his creative
side.

Designed to get us all posting what we'd do to such a stupid little brat
(that doesn't exist, or has been told to do this)

My Dad didn't erase my posts because he loves me! Maybe you all need a
little more love in your lives.

etc.... We all know this isn't love.... Just breeding lil turds.

oh son, i cant believe you are sabotaging my thread like this. I'm at work
now and i cant be home to discipline you, but please leave these nice Live
users alone. You shouldn't use all the tinfoil up like that either.

A little "haha" to keep us involved.... Driving slow past the accident, want
to see what happens....

I have recieved a great many inquries for my teaching services based on
this thread. I'm sorry my child had to get involved with you all, but I must
respect his choices as he is becoming an adult soon.

I started this thread to generate customers and it has pretty much
worked out, I just wish you all would stop making fun of me and my first
born son.

- Dr. Greenberg P.H.D. in Digital Music Synthesis
Masters Degree in Internet Message Board Marketing

See....... It's all marketing....

Given it's marketing that leaves us all thinking "what a wanker". However
it keeps him in the public eye and makes people look at his services.

Ignore the idiot(s) and it'll go away.

-Ben

Digweed · Post by **Digweed** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:39 am

learnmusicsoftware wrote:I was just kidding about the phd... but I know the programs really well, and I'm a great teacher.

If you are really interested in lessons Sasha, its $10,000 an hour for you.

Don't price yourself too low, mate, i charged him 15k an hour to teach him everything he knows already.

Diskclaimer · Post by **Diskclaimer** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:41 am

MrYellow · Post by **MrYellow** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:58 am

Sasha and Digweed are what we call "Shill posts"

They are safe to ignore too.

Everytime someone bumps this thread this guy laughs and says "what
fucking idiots".... Don't give him the satisfaction.....

cya... no more from me.

-Ben