PLEASE make AMERICA the 1st COUNTRY CHOICE

Mr. Computer Dude · Post by **Mr. Computer Dude** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:30 am

if it was not for AMERICA, all U europeans wolud be overtaken by TERROR and those who HATE FREEDOMS.

So you should make AMERICA the FIRST CHOICE that comes up on the country dropdown in the ableton shop.

Please handle this right away.

Johnisfaster · Post by **Johnisfaster** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:42 am

HAHAHAHAHAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

djsynchro · Post by **djsynchro** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:55 am

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:17 am

Mr. Computer Dude · Post by **Mr. Computer Dude** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:40 am

Gosh darn it, I have to learn how to not be so over-the-top when I attempt a troll. This was too obvious...

longjohns · Post by **longjohns** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:18 am

wow that's a pretty old american flag those guys are burning, with only 12 stars

i didn't know they had magic markers back in those days

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:21 am

and 11 stripes.

Few americans could draw ANY other country's flag with as much accuracy.

glu · Post by **glu** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:33 am

DeadlyKungFu wrote:and 11 stripes.

Few americans could draw ANY other country's flag with as much accuracy.

Are you referring to this?

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:35 am

I have that flag hanging in my studio

glu man, gotta turn that frown upside down!! didn't the j on the lake help?

longjohns · Post by **longjohns** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:36 am

too true

but just make 3 big stripes,

choose from either: white, red, blue, green for each stripe

and you're guaranteed to come up with a genuine flag every time

glu · Post by **glu** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:56 am

DeadlyKungFu wrote:I have that flag hanging in my studio

glu man, gotta turn that frown upside down!! didn't the j on the lake help?

yes, it seriously kicked ass. I saw at least two hundred baby ducks, when I sparked it, a few older ducks came towards me thinking i had some for them too... free loaders! I was like

DFK where did you get your flag???? I want a shirt...

and I only have about 15 sets left to restore, at the most!

what the hell was this topic about again?

oh right

...

the great american hero!

Mr. Computer Dude · Post by **Mr. Computer Dude** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:15 am

Very serious question here -- what made it so obviously a troll and not a real post?

Was it the "Please handle this right away" at the end?

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:28 am

Mr. Computer Dude wrote:Very serious question here -- what made it so obviously a troll and not a real post?

Was it the "Please handle this right away" at the end?

no, you're just not a very good troll, it's not in you, makes you The Greatest American Hero

I got the flag at
http://www.adbusters.org/home/
Saw it the first time when DJ Spooky played the Castro theater (~ fall of 2000), he did his own audio/DJing soundtrack while VJing Birth Of A Nation (very VERY early movie, very racist), he remixed the movie on the spot while playing his own soundtrack on the fly. Really incredible.

stale bread · Post by **stale bread** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:37 am

I know this thread was a joke but the funniest thing about everybody hating america so much is that in a way it kind of sums up mankinds IQ as a species, everybody in america comes from somewhere else so basicly the world hates itself and it is really evident when you look at the whole planet.

Patch · Post by **Patch** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:58 am

Ignorance IS bliss.