My ass itches.

subterFUSE · Post by **subterFUSE** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:24 pm

I think I'll sit here and scratch it for a while.

Johnny-come-lately · Post by **Johnny-come-lately** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:32 pm

http://preparationh.com/

knotkranky · Post by **knotkranky** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:36 pm

That's because you don't wipe completely.
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subterFUSE · Post by **subterFUSE** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:55 pm

Not my asshole.

My ass cheeks itch.

cosmosuave · Post by **cosmosuave** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:08 pm

Chigger mite bites
John L. Bezzant,M.D.

This is the back of the patient who was infested with chiggers. Treatment consists of any of the following: 1) topical steroids applied twice daily 2) oral antihistamines. 3) prednisone, 1 mg/kg per day until the itching resolves.

debu · Post by **debu** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:09 pm

tapeworm?.. or maybe you have snakes in yer ass

Cryptic UK · Post by **Cryptic UK** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:12 pm

Scratch it then.

Rahlo · Post by **Rahlo** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:17 pm

debu wrote:tapeworm?.. or maybe you have snakes in yer ass

cosmosuave · Post by **cosmosuave** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:20 pm

Cryptic UK wrote:Scratch it then.

ooooo stink finger...

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:21 pm

Remind me not to use subterFUSE's mouse and keyboard.

subterFUSE · Post by **subterFUSE** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:53 pm

Or MIDI controller.

knotkranky · Post by **knotkranky** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:59 pm

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:17 pm

Wow!!! What an amazing pictorial representation of 21st century life!!

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:20 pm

Maybe your ass itches cuz you've been sitting in that damn chair so long!! Get up and let them cheeks breathe!!

rtopia · Post by **rtopia** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:25 pm

rahlo wrote:
debu wrote:tapeworm?.. or maybe you have snakes in yer ass

"I've had it with all you motherf%^&ing snakes up my motherf%^&ing ass!"

- r (surprised no one made the joke yet)