Anyone seen a noob these days around here?

Goran@Irrupt · Post by **Goran@Irrupt** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:52 pm

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djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:02 pm

You're looking at "Noober O Uno" right here

I coulodn't tell you the difference between HD Throttling and Native Command Queing all on a QC powercore system

I read the book for dummies but I'm still lost

ultrasource · Post by **ultrasource** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:06 pm

i'll always be a noob. and a thread killer. you just wait and see. any thread i post falls in a matter of minutes. faster than when a bot posts erectile disfunction threads.

stallos · Post by **stallos** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:13 pm

whats a noob ?

subterFUSE · Post by **subterFUSE** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:18 pm

Noobs don't stick around, because every time they ask a basic question... some asswipe goes off on him, and then says RTFM.

mbenigni · Post by **mbenigni** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:19 pm

Noob right here. But I read the manual before I started posting, so I am essentially RTFM-proof.

Plus I've got years... yikes going on decades now... of experience w/ other audio software. (And Live is way cooler than any of it IMO.)

rbmonosylabik · Post by **rbmonosylabik** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:20 pm

djadonis206 wrote:You're looking at "Noober O Uno" right here

I coulodn't tell you the difference between HD Throttling and Native Command Queing all on a QC powercore system

I read the book for dummies but I'm still lost

what?

Goran@Irrupt · Post by **Goran@Irrupt** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:22 pm

mbenigni wrote:Noob right here. But I read the manual before I started posting, so I am essentially RTFM-proof.

Plus I've got years... yikes going on decades now... of experience w/ other audio software. (And Live is way cooler than any of it IMO.)

coolest noob post i've seen in a while.

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:39 pm

rbmonosylabik wrote:
djadonis206 wrote:You're looking at "Noober O Uno" right here

I coulodn't tell you the difference between HD Throttling and Native Command Queing all on a QC powercore system

I read the book for dummies but I'm still lost
what?

See, told you.

iMartin · Post by **iMartin** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:42 pm

subterFUSE has it about right in my book! This is a pretty unfriendly forum for noobs...... some wan*er will either say why haven’t you read the manual or the thread gets ignored.....

I think some people forget what it’s like starting off all enthusiastic.... sitting down with the manual is the last thing you want to do... The other thing that I have observed is that if anyone asks about kit or books there is always a competition to dis everything... A good example of this is anything made by M-Audio.... there is obviously some great music being made with this equipment (the Kid Beyond is one example)....... but to read some peoples reactions to it on this forum you would think its all worse than useless!

Computers especially PCs can be made up of lots of different combinations of components so to get the odd compatibility problems isn't a big deal. It doesn't mean the kit is shit....it just doesnt work with your setup.

Oh well that’s got that off my chest - I have learnt loads from this forum - I would like to thank all those that take the time to help others... to the others who’s ego's get in the way, it might be time to get a life ha ha....

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iMartin

9pod9 · Post by **9pod9** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:50 pm

Sheesh, you don't have to be a noob to get the ol' RTFM from somebody. Pretty much all you have to do is ask a question.

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:54 pm

Fear not. Soon "RTFM" will be replaced with "RTFW"

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:02 pm

djadonis206 wrote:
rbmonosylabik wrote:
djadonis206 wrote:You're looking at "Noober O Uno" right here

I coulodn't tell you the difference between HD Throttling and Native Command Queing all on a QC powercore system

I read the book for dummies but I'm still lost
what?
See, told you.

who?

Goran@Irrupt · Post by **Goran@Irrupt** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:03 pm

9pod9 wrote:Pretty much all you have to do is ask a question.

"can Live warp my tracks?"
"what kind of wire links the computer to the interface?"
"How to play clips in sync??"

erm... i guess those doesen't count.

w

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:04 pm

DeadlyKungFu wrote:
djadonis206 wrote:
rbmonosylabik wrote: what?
See, told you.
who?

Yeah!!!!! ....................................................................Okay!!!!!

What?