Inis...a poll for all!!

[smutek]

[silliwilli]

silliwilli...... u just made yourself out as a complete whinging lil wanker.

Your first reaction was to out do him, to not only jump in the gutter but to
shit in your hand and rub it in your face.... You did that to yourself, off
your own bat.

This is the internet mate....
If you don't like what someone says, who fuckin cares.

I wasn't going to say so at the time because I thought you getting your
nose bent outta shape in the first place was stupid, but now.... Yeah your
first post was pretty silly, I gave u some advice, just to save you the
time looking around, but really. It would have taken 2 seconds to look.

You have made it clear you suck.

Now go post a poll about me if you think I'm really worth that much of your time.
Geez grow up.

-Ben

ZZZZzzzzzzzzz

[vinkalmann]

I can't believe I just got suckered into reading this thread through to the end. What a waste of time/bandwidth ... arrrgggh!

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You know you love it! I always seemed to be compelled to read them to the end until they peeter out. They're kind of fun though especially when Inis really gets worked up

[inis]

I can't believe I just got suckered into reading this thread through to the end. What a waste of time/bandwidth ... arrrgggh!

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You know you love it! I always seemed to be compelled to read them to the end until they peeter out. They're kind of fun though especially when Inis really gets worked up

Im glad people are having fun at my expense. Ya, i definetly get crazy some times. Now, i can sit back and laugh at this. Im not sure where my head was the other night. But I have just as much fun letting out week's worth of anger on non-search function using newbies as you guys do laughing at me about it, lol.

[MrYellow]

non-search?

The buttons up there.

-Ben

[s.balm]

A man walks into an office.

Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before?
Man: No, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see, well we'll see who's free at the moment.
Mr. Bakely's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory. No.
Try Mr. Barnhart, room 12.
Man: Thank you.

He enters room 12.

Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?
Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...
Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
Man: What?
A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS
STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
M: Oh! Oh I see!
A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
M: Oh...Sorry...
A: Not at all!
A: (under his breath) stupid git.

The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.

Man: Is this the right room for an argument?
Other Man:(pause) I've told you once.
Man: No you haven't!
Other Man: Yes I have.
M: When?
O: Just now.
M: No you didn't!
O: Yes I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I'm telling you, I did!
M: You didn't!
O: (breaking into the developing argument) Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute
argument, or the full half hour?
M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.
O: Just the five minutes. Thank you.
Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not!
O: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear: I most definitely told you!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did! ___
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! > very fast
M: Oh no you didn't! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No you DIDN'T! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No you DIDN'T! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No you DIDN'T! /
O: Oh yes I did! ___/
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument!

(pause)

O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!

(pause)

M: It's just contradiction!
O: No it isn't!
M: It IS!
O: It is NOT!
M: You just contradicted me!
O: No I didn't!
M: You DID!
O: No no no!
M: You did just then!
O: Nonsense!
M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!

(pause)

O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is!
(pause)
I came here for a good argument!
O: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*!
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
O: Well! it CAN be!
M: No it can't!
An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a
proposition.
O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.
O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!
M: Yes but it isn't just saying "no it isn't".
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just
the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
O: It is NOT!
M: It is!
O: Not at all!
M: It is!

>DING!< The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.

O: Thank you, that's it.
M: (stunned) What?

O: That's it. Good morning.
M: But I was just getting interested!
O: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!!
O: I'm afraid it was.
M: (leading on) No it wasn't.....

(pause)
O: (dirty look) I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.
M: WHAT??
O: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five
minutes.
M: But that was never five minutes just now!
(pause... the Other Man raises his eyebrows)
Oh Come on!
Oh this is...
This is ridiculous!
O: I told you...
I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you PAY!
M: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are.
O: Thank you.
M: (clears throat) Well...
O: Well WHAT?
M: That was never five minutes just now.
O: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
M: Well I just paid!
O: No you didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: (unable to talk straight he's so mad) I don't want to argue about it!
O: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay!
M: Ah HAH!! Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH!
Gotcha!

O: (pause) No you haven't!
M: Yes I have!
If you're arguing, I must have paid.
O: Not necessarily.
I *could* be arguing in my spare time.

[AdamJay]

now thats what i call an official statement from Ableton regarding this matter.

well done, Shawn.

[D DAS]

Duz Inis evan now how to spel werds rite

Inis, go be a Negative Nancy somewhere else

[inis]

Duz Inis evan now how to spel werds rite

Inis, go be a Negative Nancy somewhere else

lol, Look man, i dont bother to go back and proof-read everything i type. Its not worth it. If this was a college english paper, id spend more time on it. There are a million spelling errors on this website all the time, so if that is your only way of taking a shot at me, you should just log off. You are way out of your league.

[nolus]

carefull D DAS, we don't want to be "getting out of our league" now do we...

[supster]

A man walks into an office.

Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please ...

bravo ..
.

[inis]

carefull D DAS, we don't want to be "getting out of our league" now do we...

lol, wtf? are you guys friends or something. these are the most pathetic insults ever.

[Johnisfaster]

yeah come on guys, lets come up with some insults that are more his league

[MrYellow]

edit: bah screw going so very low on the food chain.

[nolus]

lol, wtf? are you guys friends or something. these are the most pathetic insults ever.

you got me wrong, i don't do insults, and i can't see what you find insulting in my post. ah well.

i just liked the sureal idea that there is some kind of big league of hardcore insulters that shouldn't be messed with.

i'm not ganging up on you, honest. personally i find the whole spectacle of people slagging each other of in forums rather pathetic, but it provides amusement for cynical bystanders.