A poll for idiots

Discuss music production with Ableton Live.

Do you agree with my opinion?

Poll ended at Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:25 pm

Yes - I am intelligent, successful and attractive.
6
30%
No - I am an abject loser without a clue, and really the best thing I can do is take a coil of rope into the woods.
4
20%
Don't know - I am too pathetic and ignorant to have an opinion.
10
50%
 
Total votes: 20

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A poll for idiots

Post by rasputin » Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:25 pm

I can't even understand why this forum has the option to create a poll. And the little mock example I've created should show why.
Live 9.1 <> occasionally Reason 4.0.1 <> Reaper.latest! <> Windows 7 on a bespoke Intel Q6600 <> ASUS P5E <> 8GB RAM, M-Audio Delta 2496 and that's it.

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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by crumhorn » Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:32 pm

Some people so stupid that they post rubbish like this in Music and Audio Production instead of The Lounge
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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by eddiex » Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:36 pm

:lol: the old "idiot test" trick!!! good one rasputin :lol:
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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by infiniteB » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:41 pm

Where's the fourth pole option involving midget paratrooping dominatrixes with white tube socks and hang down earings? And I agree With crumcorn. How dare you post this in this forum. This is for Cubase and non-preset-ever-because it's cheating-but my music still sucks anyways, really, - users only.
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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by 3dot... » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:51 pm

none of the above..
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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by Piplodocus » Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:03 pm

rasputin wrote:I can't even understand why this forum has the option to create a poll. And the little mock example I've created should show why.
I take it you realise my "Is guitar dead?" poll was a piss-take of the "Is Live dead?" poll? 8)

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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by infiniteB » Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:36 pm

Live is dead. My music sucks. Richie Hawtin is an idiot. People who voted for George Bush are smart. Ableton may be bought out by Dell, which is not just a PC in a fancier more expensive case like Macs that "claim" to be worth it. Little Wayne is the new KRS-ONE or Rakim. Spellcasters never spell their spells wrong.
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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by 3dot... » Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:52 pm

everything is the same...you're just getting older... :|
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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by piZMo » Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:28 pm

I dun't kan't now wear i pole?

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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by Tone Deft » Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:44 pm

I take all this to be that people would like for a moderator to step up and clean house once in a while. move the fuckwittery to the Lounge. they can't delete threads without people getting indignant.
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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by i3igTripplets » Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:28 pm

Just to be sure, everyone who took the poll is an idiot regardless their answer, right? Afterall it was a poll for idiots. just axin

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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by H20nly » Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:51 pm

i3igTripplets wrote:Just to be sure, everyone who took the poll is an idiot regardless their answer, right? Afterall it was a poll for idiots. just axin
this is kind of where my head is at on this. i'm curious to make a selection so i can see how many "idiots" participated, but i'm afraid that it's a trap. :?

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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by eddiex » Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:06 pm

it's a trap!! :P
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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by Cool Character » Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:25 pm

infiniteB wrote:Live is dead. My music sucks. Richie Hawtin is an idiot. People who voted for George Bush are smart. Ableton may be bought out by Dell, which is not just a PC in a fancier more expensive case like Macs that "claim" to be worth it. Little Wayne is the new KRS-ONE or Rakim. Spellcasters never spell their spells wrong.
But you're right about those two.

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Re: A poll for idiots

Post by infiniteB » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:40 am

Cool Character wrote:
infiniteB wrote:Live is dead. My music sucks. Richie Hawtin is an idiot. People who voted for George Bush are smart. Ableton may be bought out by Dell, which is not just a PC in a fancier more expensive case like Macs that "claim" to be worth it. Little Wayne is the new KRS-ONE or Rakim. Spellcasters never spell their spells wrong.
But you're right about those two.
Thank you! Finally someone with brains!
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