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God. There's something so incredibly fucking cool about sitting on the other side of my house with my iPhone, banging on the iTM keyboard, and hearing it connect with my MIDI track in Live which is firing my Prophet 08. It just makes me so giddy. This is the coolest fucking iPhone set of apps yet. I...

Tone Deft wrote:

djadonis206 wrote:The answer to all this is Casinos on the Mexican side of the border

Trust me.

ooooooooooh me likey.

like Vegas but with legal pharms and beaches!

We don't neeeed no stiiiinkin beeeeeeches!


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A gay friend's favorite porno is entitled Tijuana Toilet Trash.

Just thought I'd mention it...

carry on...

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landrvr1 wrote: Have you done the deed yet, mofo, because this thread is getting fucking lame. And remember, video or STFU. ... Tone Deft wrote: this forum is getting lame, because of you. some nice political posts but you've been annoying as fuck. do you even use Live? you don't seem to know shit ...

Tone Deft wrote:

landrvr1 wrote:

b0unce wrote: fixed!

improved!

BOUNCEPUTYOURFINGERINMYASSHOLE!
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too point OHBOUNCEPUTYOURFINGERINMYASSHOLETHENLETMELICKIT!

FTW.


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b0unce wrote:

leisuremuffin wrote:two in the unfunny, one in the funny.


BOUNCEGETYOURFINGEROUTOFMYASSHOLE!

.lm.

fixed!

improved!


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Why attack and be so bitter and hostile about others? Because it's fun, takes zero energy, and is more life affirming than being sweet? Haven't you moved and given up music yet? What are you still doing here? Hey, can morerecords have your place in London? The sooner we ship that nincomepoop out of...

b0unce wrote:religion hijacking politics hijacking religion.

/thread

boring.




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Tone Deft wrote:think you'll find one idiot you can't escape.

^^Tone proving once again that the greatest pwns need not be longer than 8 words.



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Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits.


There you go.


Many thanks to the late, great George Carlin for continued inspiration. We miss you.


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techno.

Well.

That explains why you're such an unhappy / bitchy cunt.

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I've never listened to anything but esoteric, obtuse, and challenging music since I slid down the side of my momma's leg after a painful birthing process.

So fuck off all you shallow pansies.

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I'm thinking about replying to this thread.


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Nah, that was me just being my usual self. Where I launch into a meaningless tirade about this or that, then tell a bunch of people to fuck off, then actually write one or two posts that seem somewhat levelheaded, then get back to utter forum destroying blazing asshole nonsense. What I really meant ...