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Just found out that I have different remixes in the #2, #13 and #30 positions in the UK Club Chart this week!!

Just thought I'd let you know while I wait for my limo filled with high priced prostitutes to arrive. I probably won't have much time to talk to you guys anymore in the near future either. I'll be far too busy playing massive gigs while wasted on designer drugs, trying not to slip and fall on all the money scattered all over the ground.

It's been a slice though, and fun while it lasted! Ciao!

don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

What's the UK club chart?

Sorry for keeping you off the top spot.

Off for a posh wank.

Some backstage passes to all Abes forum members on your next world tour would be the least you could do.

Oh, your shout for blow and hookers would be appreciated.

the_antagonist wrote:don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

+1

*throws forges birthday present bag of coke into the toilet*

timothyallan wrote:*throws forges birthday present bag of coke into the toilet*

*forge grows gills and takes a sewer dive*

big woop. conrgrats

The whole "Don't forget the posh wank, hugs to your mum" riff is just hysterical.

Of course, they invented the language, y'know.

There's a 'Club Chart' now?

Props for the work though, Timmo.

Finally somebody on here can explain the "Debuted at #5 on......" statement. I never understood that. If something hasn't been released yet how can it slide into a top position upon arrival? And if it debuted at #5 of course it's going to stay on the charts for awhile and possibly rise. That's how the masses operate.

I'm thinking Iran has something to do with this but I'm sure they'll deny it.

Beats Me, I ran laughing at your comment on Iran!!!

What? You can't make it on the Australian Club Chart? Feh! Call us when you've really arrived!






Congratulations!

what's this Australia you speak of?