OT: How to get red wine out of silk
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:59 am
We recently moved into a new house, and my gf's mother gave her a present of a silk carpet, brought over from Bombay. It cost about 3 Virus TIs.
The gf went out on Friday evening and I settled down to walk Kickboxer, and promptly booted a bottle of red wine over the rug. About half a bottle went over it. It was bad news.
So if this ever happens to you, this is what you should do:
Absorb as much as you can with kitchen roll;
Stamp on it;
Remove the kitchen roll, look at the stain and flip out.
Get a damp cloth and put it on the stain, and stamp on it.
Flip out again.
Pour salt all over the stain and leave it for a bit.
Brush the salt off, look at the stain and shout and swear and flip out.
In desperation, pour half a bottle of white wine over the stain, pour salt over it again, and leave it.
Go to bed and have bad dreams (unpleasant ones, not ones about blonde girls).
In the morning, brush off the salt - the stain will be completely, unbelievably, gone without trace.
Your face will be like a tramp's in a film, who sees something so totally astonishing that he takes one last look at his bottle of liquor, and throws it over his shoulder.
In hindsight, I think you may skip to the last couple of steps.
The gf went out on Friday evening and I settled down to walk Kickboxer, and promptly booted a bottle of red wine over the rug. About half a bottle went over it. It was bad news.
So if this ever happens to you, this is what you should do:
Absorb as much as you can with kitchen roll;
Stamp on it;
Remove the kitchen roll, look at the stain and flip out.
Get a damp cloth and put it on the stain, and stamp on it.
Flip out again.
Pour salt all over the stain and leave it for a bit.
Brush the salt off, look at the stain and shout and swear and flip out.
In desperation, pour half a bottle of white wine over the stain, pour salt over it again, and leave it.
Go to bed and have bad dreams (unpleasant ones, not ones about blonde girls).
In the morning, brush off the salt - the stain will be completely, unbelievably, gone without trace.
Your face will be like a tramp's in a film, who sees something so totally astonishing that he takes one last look at his bottle of liquor, and throws it over his shoulder.
In hindsight, I think you may skip to the last couple of steps.