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no wankers today?
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 12:31 pm
by Guest
I was just having a browse, and noticed there are no wankers today.
oh, wait, theres one......
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 4:16 pm
by Guest
Reminds me of my all time favourite post on this forum :-
spiderprod wrote:i used to have the same problem,one day my boss came to me before a session & asked me how i was,i told him not that good nothing good wants to come out.
he told me that for this kind of problem i just needed a good wank and a big glass of water,i did it & it worked.now everytime something goes wrong with my music i have a wank & a big glass of water.
try it,it's free & it works
Hasn't worked for me yet though .. spiderprod - how big does the glass of water need to be ?
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 5:04 pm
by forge
yep - that's my fave too
I vote for a wanker emoticon.... 8->
Re: no wankers today?
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 7:44 pm
by Spiralgroove
Anonymous wrote:I was just having a browse, and noticed there are no wankers today.
oh, wait, theres one......
Yep, just you
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 8:26 pm
by tjwett
i have a wank planned for later this evening, does that count?
Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 12:28 am
by Guest
Q: Whats the ultimate in self-deception?
A: faking orgasm while having a wank....
Q: Whats the most sensitive part of a man's body while having a wank?
A: his ears
(hope this helps)
Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 1:35 pm
by Moonburnt
tjwett wrote:i have a wank planned for later this evening, does that count?
How's that for organized
"Yeah I'd love to go out but i have a prior engagement".
Re: no wankers today?
Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 6:33 am
by Guest
Spiralgroove wrote:Anonymous wrote:I was just having a browse, and noticed there are no wankers today.
oh, wait, theres one......
Yep, just you
....that was the implication.......
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